Tuff Turf

implodingbanana @ 2005-11-07T15:35:00

2005-11-07T20:35:17Z

What the hell is going on with livejouranl?? i dont log in for awhile and now its all K R A Z Y.

sara fell asleep.

i'll wake her up soon.

We'll go hopin bout.

holy CRAP.

2005-09-22T19:12:13Z

my car, my car, my car. What the HELL is wrong with you Now? ? I decide to leave the apartment and go to the mall so I can email this lady who is suppose to be helping me get my medicine. (prescription) I had to send her copy of my tax forms from last year I guess. So anyways, its like 2pm and it stopped raining, I was like okay this will be fine. The minute I pull out into the street , BAM it is DOWNPOORING like a mo-Fo! Like, my care decides that it doesn't like this, and will barely move. Its all spittin and sputterin, and then a bunch of lights come on on the dash bored. So here I am, barely puttin down Corunna Rd (super busy part), I can't see an inch in front of me. My car starts jerkin and the engine is just like vibrating so hard I can literally see the front of my car Shake. I make it to the Sunoco on Lennon and Linden so I can park underneath the overhang thing by the pumps. I pop my hood, and left the car running to see if I could tell if anything weird was going on. The belt is all movin, and then it stops..........then it starts moving again.... then it stops, the car jerks, then it starts moving again. Oh yeah, and I have a Flat tire out of nowhere. The antifreeze is completely gone too. I go in the gas station deciding that I should probably buy some... it costs like 9 dollars . and you also have to you know, dillute antifreeze w/ half water before you can put it in your car. So it still doesn't have antifreeze. I found a coat in my trunk and put that on. I make it to the mall like 25 minutes later. Yay. Joy. I fucking hope I can make it back you know 2 miles home. If not I'm totally just going to sit in the parking lot until the rain stops. I need to find some CHEAPO Antifreeze. Bjblajaljaldkfjadlfjalfj POOOOOPStain.

Sara, I made your mom a mix tape.
I was going to mail it out today, but unfortunetly, Im not going to even ATTEMPT to drive to the Post Office.

okay bye.

dont like the pickles escape the jar ! ! ! ! ! !

--Doodle

implodingbanana @ 2005-09-16T07:22:00

2005-09-16T11:24:53Z

7:22 am

On the phone:

Mike: "I like vagina secretly"

Sara: "I could tell."

Mike: "Also, I ate a ham once."

implodingbanana @ 2005-09-14T20:09:00

2005-09-15T00:12:52Z

hey hey hey whats going on? I slept until like 6pm today. It just kinda happened. I haven't slept that long in awhile... Probably cuz I went for a 8 mile bike ride yesterday. I took it too mott so I could get my math book, they finally got some more in. That was fun.. Blarg. I bought a dollar dvd of I love lucy, it has like 9 episodes on it. I was like, I'm going to buy it. I also saw a dvd of "cartoons" on one cd it had a bunch of betty boop, so I wanted to get it. I didn't cuz the rest of the cartoons were crap ones. So oh well . i think im going to see if i can pick up a couple dvds from the mall library to watch tonight. Then I'm going to do some studying later , since I proably will be up all night after sleeping all fucking day. Yay for debi's.

catch ya all later.

mike

implodingbanana @ 2005-09-11T20:15:00

2005-09-12T00:19:41Z

memory:

Mads

Me, Adam, warm-up.

Instead of singing La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa (the scale w/ las's)

us:

"Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum CUm in my mouth" (the scale w/ us singing that while everyone else sang la's"

implodingbanana @ 2005-09-09T13:31:00

2005-09-09T17:37:42Z

Yum yum yum. I want to eat something, because Im Hunnnngry. I stayed the night at Brad's house again. I like him a lot, I forgot how much I enjoyed it when I met him last year. He has the day off i guess, so we might hang out some more, or something. Jenni, oh my god , we need to get some fucking icecream. And was your mom completely serious about me coming to stay w/ you? If this did happen, like how long would I be able to? BLAH So i think im just going to say fuck trying to figure out where I actually want to go to school, and just transfer to U of M Flint like everyone else does. Poop in a diaper. K BYE

mike doodle

implodingbanana @ 2005-09-06T17:29:00

2005-09-06T21:30:38Z

So how am I suppose to download porn when someone sits right next to me? huh? how do i do that? what a son of a bitch. Maybe he wants to fuck my ass or something? Should I ask him?? lol

So people that update their livejournals 20 times a day PISS ME OFF. I Cant fucking read all that! BLAAAAHAHHGGHGHGH

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 60%

Gluttony: 40%

Lust: 40%

Wrath: 20%

Envy: 0%

Greed: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%

You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching season dvds of Charmed.

How Sinful Are You?

implodingbanana @ 2005-08-06T18:30:00

2005-08-06T22:35:01Z

So I faxed Ken's letter thingy today at kinkos. Thats the first time i had ever gone there. So joy. I want to work for Post cereal. It is so good. And work w/ the black woman on tv in the commercials. I love her like a geletin mold dolly partin. She is swell. "Its just a mouth full of Joy!" Man I want to work there. It would be rad spad mad.

I cant believe she's getting married, its so unreal to me. I'm excited for her though, I just never thought it would come so fast, I knew she would marry. I'm kinda sad that I dont have her all to myself anymore. When she was in ferndale I had to share her w/ tonia and brian, now I've got to share with a man I have never met. I know I sound like a total ass, but I am okay with that, I just feel sad that life happens, and people move on. Times are different, and I MUST except that, and move on. I have to move on. Im so excited for Monday. Ken is going to give me money so I can actually get there, Otherwise I will not be able to come. So thank the lord for Ken right now. Okay i've gotta go. Okay bye

implodingbanana @ 2005-07-30T19:55:00

2005-07-30T23:56:58Z

Hello. I feel real good today, I'm like......not mad, angry, frusterated... I feel good. It feels good to feel good. I'm in a great mood, and I feel okay. For once, I feel like I can make it, and turn myself around. and i like pancakes.

shooting some steam

2005-07-28T18:35:14Z

I tried updating this sorry excuse for a journal about a week ago, but when I hit send, it fucked up, so now I guess I am updating now. I am kinda upset right now because Ken doesnt see any change in me at all, when It is clear to everyone else that I have been doing so so much better. He also seems to believe that a person that has done so much damage to themselves psychologically, socially, and physically can get better in a matter of a couple months. That is simply impossible. He says things to me that makes me so upset and he sounds just like my parents. Change right NOW or else ! Completely change all the habits, feelings, phobias, and discontentment by this day, or that day, or else ! I fucking hate that. I do however totally understand someone being frustrated with me, I totally get it, IM FRUSTRATED too ! But I just can't solve all of my problems overnight, I just CANT. I am not going to put a time limit on my health and well-being, and just say oh okay, I'm all better now, and just ignore everything that is wrong inside me. I'm not going to live like that. If that is what you want out of me, to PRETEND that I'm GREAT that I'm fucking PEACHY KING , then you can go fuck yourself! I can only bullshit my life so much and I have already reached my quota. If you support me, then be there for me, be understanding, compassionate, and give me criticism that will actually HELP me, instead of making me feel worse. I have always hated asking people for help- so I never do. Ken taught me that it was okay to ask for help, so I have. Don't offer assistance then insist me to fix all my problems when you feel it's necessary.

implodingbanana @ 2005-04-06T16:00:00

2005-04-06T18:09:57Z

attention all users: Attention all Users: This is an Update, I repeat: This is an Update.........

News Bulletin, Peter Jennings has Lung Cancer due to years of cig abuse....Due to smoking them...I repeat , this is not a Drill.

Alert Alert Alert!! Beep beeep, The Pope is still Dead. I urgent you to fly across the world to Greet his, still still corpse. This has been an ABC Update, stay tuned for more information.....

Back to the weather.......It has been twelve minutes, and the weather is still reporting to be the same as the previous broadcast....stay tuned for further updates of the same exact weather patterns we have had for the last two days......

This is Diane Sawyer, still in New York City....Again......in the same building, in front of the same window that i appear on Every morning....Just wanted you to know.....WHERE I am at all times. Thank you , and see you next time...................in later news, the pope is still dead. And it will be sunny and dry...all week...

ABC can suck my nuts.

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-28T01:11:00

2005-02-28T06:17:51Z

Max: Runs slowly and "sneakily"; thwomping feet down spiral staircase of black-stack-house as so not to be detected

JD: Pondering the thwomping, turns and takes three steps toward the carpeted puke stained balcony; looks down

Max: Hunched over old witchin; Is revealed and thus retreats to nearest exit as so pretends to have not been detected

JD: Floats outside to tackle the " Crazy "

Max: giggles; quotes: Man, I was all Ninja!

JD: Laughs at the " Crazy "; quotes: Man, you WAS all Ninja!!

Max/JD: Retreats to Ninja-mobile

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-19T08:01:00

2005-02-19T13:00:52Z

So I filed my taxes. Yay, well.....I filed my taxes for Genesee Valley Dodge, but I didnt even bother to put in the rest , like subway and stuff, cuz i only worked there for like 4 days or something stupid. So I guess I have to print out a signature page or something for both federal and michigan and then mail it into the governments..how lame. that sucks ass jizz. So hopefully I will actually GET my checks, because my address seems to be fucked up, and I havent been getting my mail....I should try to mail something to the address's and see if it gets forwarded to my box, becasue ive already tried to fix the stupid thing so many times. Maybe it is fixed, and I just havent been getting any mail....So...Yup.

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-18T07:29:00

2005-02-18T12:30:32Z

Today I have got to do something.....I've just been sleeping and being boring. I need to get my car working so I can go to H/R to get my taxes done. I also have to go up to the school, or to a library so I can print out something from mott for my dad for his taxes. I need to shave, but Im doubtful that i'll do that. If I get this stuff done today, I'll most likely feel much better, so I guess I'd better get crackin. I'd also like to go through my binder and either take out things, or set it up to be recent. I love porn. I just had to throw that in there. So everyone take care, laura, it will be okay.....somehow, hold in there for work you'll make it. Auf Weidersehen.... (i might have spelled that wrong!)

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-16T05:01:00

2005-02-16T10:00:41Z

BLAAAAAAHH

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-14T00:33:00

2005-02-14T05:28:09Z

my new picture is a fat face. new news.....hrmm.....I am going to be staying with ken in a couple weeks, instead of being here. I'll be able to get my things from my parents too!!!! Sara can get her bowling ball. She will be HAPPY for that... I think that is all the new news I've got.. Oh and Kelly Clarkson has a HHHHHHUUUUUUGEEEE ass. and She also has no boobs. Seriously. I have bigger boobs than she does... I could honestly a sports bra, but Kelly, she could probably find enough support in a wife-beater i am sure. Wouldnt it be neat if they made the internet only available to adults???????? That would be neat....at least for two minutes. I want to go jetskiing. Wouldnt that be fun??? I wouldnt know, but it looks fun. I think Im going to live inside a tree. THese are just random thoughts floating in my head right now. I should stop cuz its dumb. oh well....I think im going to check out my new coloring books. he, and i need to FIND the coloring book sara got me for christmas, cuz i WANT IT . Chase is trying to play the guitar or something...OH I had a ham and swiss at arby's off the dollar menu, it was really yummy. I like ham . its hammy.

ok bye

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-11T00:59:00

2005-02-11T05:51:04Z

Wheat Thins are good. I really wish i had some..

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-10T01:40:00

2005-02-10T06:31:24Z

sitting here eating peanuts. i think i made a mess. i just noticed that i kinda liked the music of the car that was at the light not too long ago, and wished that they had stayed there. oh well. thats it i guess

implodingbanana @ 2005-02-02T00:18:00

2005-02-02T05:20:18Z

sometimes i feel as if everyone that i know tries their absolute best to gang up on me. im sure its just because they care, which is fine. It drives me crazy because some people take it upon themselves to know all about me. Sometimes they are right, but other times they have no fucking clue at what is going on, and it isn't fair, it just isn't fair. I hate this Whirl-wind of stupid unfair drama. It is ridiculous.

poop

2005-01-30T06:40:43Z

hi. I dont know what to say, but I wanted to update my journal. So here is some "blorbling":

ate taco bell, it smelled like beans.
farted a lot from the smelly beans.
played tetris a lot, totally sucked at it.
wacked off thinking about a couple guys i know.
took a nap.
watched jaws 3 the suck movie.
ate taco bell again.
hopefully i'll go to sleep again.

goodnight .

im pissed

2005-01-29T03:30:04Z

im pissed, thats all i gots to say. pissed like a mother fucker is pissed after her dog ate her meatloaf when she wasn't lookin. Pissed.

You scored as Phoebe. You're Phoebe. You come across as a bit weird and ditzy but you're fun loving.

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Phoebe

65%

Joey

50%

Chandler

45%

Monica

35%

Ross

25%

Rachel

20%

Which Friend are you?
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this quiz was fun.

this one makes me happy AND sad. there has to be something wrong with that

picture.....
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

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Unipolar Depression
83%
Antisocial Personality Disorder
67%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
50%
Borderline Personality Disorder
42%
Schizophrenia
25%
Eating Disorders
25%

Which mental disorder do you have?
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thinkin as usual

2005-01-27T17:59:11Z

It is thursday, I've just been doing monster searches for jobs .......forever now...along with mlive.com I've still not found anything, or rather I have not received any phone calls. Caitlyn and Brianna are suppose to be coming home within the next couple weeks. I really would like to be gone by then because I dont want to have to deal with all the confusion of the baby, and the fact that there is only one bathroom...yadda yadda. Plus I told myself that I would like to only be here about a month-so the Beginning of Februrary is my "deadline". What to do , What to do........

its cold outside

2005-01-22T16:46:49Z

at first i thought the weird new version of Leasure Suit Larry could only be horribly ridiculous without any good reason for camparison for the originals.... but obviously it is addictive since i played it for like 5 hours without getting off the chair. that was a long sentence. and its painfully cold outside. i needed the exercise though, i felt really good after i had warmed up and took a shower. thank you guys for saving me, it calmed my nerves seeing you and just being away.

everyone have a happy day.

love jesus.

-michael

implodingbanana @ 2005-01-20T23:48:00

2005-01-21T04:48:19Z

Take my Stupid Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

Rebecca Moses sounds like a duck, but she is a nice lady.

2005-01-20T16:35:33Z

Chase is being a poop-turd. He's mad cuz of the comment I wrote after his comment that He wrote. I wasn't trying to be mean at all, I was just trying to be truthful.

Rebecca Moses is a nice lady at the insurance place. She helped us out a lot. I like Her.

Who invented the computer anyways?

Who invented Toilet-paper??

Who was it that decided that traditional televisions should be in the shape of a Square??

Who invented Socks!!!???

Who invented the pencil????

THESE QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED!!!!!

or all shall perish.

OOPS . Too late... The world ended when they took fraggle rock off the air...we are all doomed for the rest of hell's eternal evil. did i spell that right?

everyone have a happy day!!!